Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
catch a bishie by the toe,
if he hollers, DON'T let him go,
eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
My mother said to then take his sexy-ass clothes off,
And then take out my thing and stick it in H-I-M.
Not because he's dirty,
Not because he's clean,
Just b/c he kissed another guy behind the magazine!
*Note: the "mother" in this case is obviously a hardore Yaoi fangirl (lol)