Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,

catch a bishie by the toe,

if he hollers, DON'T let him go,

eeny, meeny, miny, moe,

My mother said to then take his sexy-ass clothes off,

And then take out my thing and stick it in H-I-M.

Not because he's dirty,

Not because he's clean,

Just b/c he kissed another guy behind the magazine!

*Note: the "mother" in this case is obviously a hardore Yaoi fangirl (lol)