Granted, but it's under new management and the new owner's a total jerk.

I wish I had enough money to finish my cosplay for PCC.

Granted but that's your PCC food money so you have to fast for the entire convention~

I wish for more desu!

Granted but it's more creepers.

I wish for a pot of gold.

Granted, but you get arrested because the gold was stolen from Fort Knox.

I wish I didn't have classes today.

Granted but you missed a huge test and can't make it up.

I wish my shoulder would stop hurting.

Granted but you missed a huge test and can't make it up.

I wish my shoulder would stop hurting.

Granted but now you have to put up with a hobo massaging your shoulder.

I wish I could go live back in Tucson.

Granted but you despise it!

I wish i had more monies!

Granted, but now all your friends are asking to borrow money.

I wish WoW didn't exist.

Granted but now all the pedophiles are out on the prowl!

I wish you didnt release the pedos!

Granted because all the Pedo's are trapped in an elementary school instead of being out on the prowl.

I wish my dress was a couple inches longer.

Granted. Now it's so long you're constantly tripping on it.

I wish I could get a ride so I can go to the Tucson meetup.

Granted but no one shows up. D:

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

Granted, but now you're stressed out from constantly doing stuff.

I wish my acne would go away.

Granted but you're overmotivated and are busy all the time so you never have time for what you want to do.

I wish I get an A on my Government test.

Granted but you fail everything else i wish Muffin didnt think i was creepy!

Granted but you have to stop being creepy.

I wish I could beat Hell mode of Cave Story.

Granted, but now you're so good that the game isn't fun to play anymore.

I wish World of Warcraft was free.

Granted but you have to do so much to install a private server that you don't want to play anymore.

I wish I could go into my favorite anime.

Granted but you die in the first episode.

I wish that I had black fabric paint. D: