GRANTED!! everybody else's responcese get worse.

Wish I had a vespa

Granted but it stings you and you die.

I wish it was four hours from nao~ X3

GRANTED!! The four hours came and went because every second is now four hours.

I wish weeaboos never excited

Granted. You disappear.

I wish I was in Lake Havasu right now.

GRANTED!! Your teleported to when Lake Havasu was first made.

I wish I would always know whose that pokemon.

You will always know because you think about pokemon every minute of every day. And nothing else.

I wish a really cool anime would come out.

(This is a repost because nobody is continuing this fun game thread)
GRANTED!! Its in the deepest part of the rainforest and whe it comes out it burns a lot of trees.

I wish some moderators would stop trying to start fights with me.

Granted. But then there are no mods around to run the site. :(

Wish that rocks weren't so hard.

Granted, but now you have absolutely no support for any shelter.

I wish everybody could understand each other.

GRANTED!! Everybody's heads blow up

Wish forums threads would never die off.

Granted! Now they go on forever because trolls and spambots keep posting in them.

I wish I got to work on my Jynx cosplay.

GRANTED!! Your fired.

I wish my friends would stop stealing my phone on the weekends.

Granted. A mugger steals it instead and now you have to buy a replacement phone.

I wish I had a summer friendly cosplay.

Granted!! You're cosplays can only be worn inside

I wish I wasn't a lazy bastard

GRANTED! You're still lazy, but you now have a father.

I wish I had my dream cosplay and nothing happened to it X#

Granted! The cosplay stays in perfect condition, but you break ten different bones and can't wear it until you heal in three to four months.

I wish losing weight was as easy as gaining it.

GRANTED!! You lose to much weight, and die.

I wish Star Fleet was real

Granted, but they reject your application.

I wish the police had a better sense of humor when I try bribing them with 20 bucks after getting caught doing an illegal u-turn in a residential area, almost crashing into them because I wasn't paying attention and tried to evade them for 2 blocks before driving my dumb ass self into a culde sac and giving them the excuse that I didn't know they were trying to pull me over "sugar tits".

Gra-.... what?

I wish Persona was real