Granted but you got it on your skin and it never comes off. Ever.

I wish I am the most beautiful person in the world. o3o

granted, but everyone else in the world is dead XD

i wish to meet g-dragon ;D

Granted but you lose all your Fabric!

I wish muffin would tell me the main mannerisms i have that makes her think im creepy!

granted, but you still don't understand.

I wish pokemon were real O:

Granted. You get attacked by a bunch of beedrills everytime you leave your house.

I wish I could go out for sushi.

Granted, but you have no one to eat it with.

I wish my feet would stop hurting from my flats. D:

Granted but they got shopped off

I wish i understood!

Granted, but you forget how to dress yourself.

I wish I had some tea.

Granted but its too strong and sweet.

I wish faeries were real.

Granted, but they spend their time playing pranks on you and wrecking your stuff.

I wish I had some soda.

Granted but the Soda is flat and stale.

I wish it would rain.

Granted but you got soaked and sick. D:

I wish I had more to eat!

Granted, but you eat so much that your stomach hurts.

I wish my laptop wasn't so slow

Granted but it costs Geek Squad charged you 1000 dollars for the upgrade.

I wish the world is more peaceful.

Granted, but everyone loses their free will.

I wish I could draw.

Granted but then you hurt your hand.

I wish I could keep my fort up forever.

Granted, but it gets taken over and you're thrown out.

I wish my headache would go away.

Granted, but you get a leg cramp.

I wish I was taller.

Granted but now you have to duck to get though door ways.

I wish money grew on trees.

Granted, but because there's so much money it loses its value and becomes worthless.

I wish I had a cheeseburger