yea, look at this. It's got it all laid out for you!

http://pizza.sandwich.net/poke/pokemon.html

Post what you get everyone :P

Chunerd
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You live in the steaming jungles of Brazil, and your diet consists mostly of small rodents, twigs and beer.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can eat Dr. Pepper. You have spikes running down your back. You can resist lightning bolts. You can resist broken glass. You can shoot 8-track tapes. You can walk on lava. You have uncanny instinct. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Volteon.

Your Pokéname is:
Vultung
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You live in the valleys of Australia, and your diet consists mostly of twigs, garbage and water.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have a fear of Dr. Pepper. You can throw cosmic energy bolts. You can shoot wind. You can resist tahini. You can spit sledgehammers.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Pikamander

Polipit
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You live in the snowy valleys of Nunavut, and your diet consists mostly of berries, grass and tea.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can puke Dr. Pepper. You can puke broken glass. You have a force field. You can breathe electricity.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Moopuff.

I'm strangely okay with this. owo

Moorina

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You live in the rivers of Korea, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, berries and beer.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can shoot cosmic energy bolts. You can eat maple syrup. You can throw fire. You have a magic chest of hats. You can resist broken glass. You have cool shades. You can shoot rocks. You can breathe acid. You have a fear of jet fuel.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Polimon.

I would be a Cubone... I'm just sayin

Kowhirl

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You live in the valleys of Japan, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, cows and green tea.

Characteristics:
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have bionic implants. You can breathe bricks. You can resist broken glass. You can throw acid. You have interchangeable body parts. You can breathe Mr. PiBB. You have a fear of salt spikes. You can puke rocks.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Bertchu.

....lol
Oo yay. I always wanted to breath bricks and Dr. PiBB.

Your Pokéname is:
Snakerino
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You live in the blazing deserts of Hawaii, and your diet consists mostly of daisies, fruits and coffee.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe broken glass. You have mafia connections. You can shoot slime. You can spit ice bolts. You can throw 8-track tapes. You can resist tahini. You can breathe hot death. You have a fear of Dr. Pepper. You can resist force bolts.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Clevee.

Jesus F!ck I am amazing.

Breathe hot Death, like a boss.